“Always look on the bright side of life.”
“My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white”
“Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!”
“It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?”
“Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?”
“We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!”
“-She turned me into a newt! -A newt? -I got better...”
“'Tis but a scratch' 'A scratch?! Your arm's off!' 'No, it isn't.'”
“There's nothing an agnostic can't do if he doesn't know whether he believes in anything or not”
“Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!”
“Tonight, instead of discussing the existence or non- existence of God, they have decided to fight for it”
“And now for something completely different.”
“He must be a king. -Why? -He hasn't got shit all over him.”
“I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?”
“We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.”
“The Castle Aaahhhgggg - our quest is at an end.”
“No it can't! An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.”
“Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!”
“Dinsdale, He was a nice boy...... He nailed my head to a coffee table.”
"He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy.”
“This morning, shortly after 11 o’clock, comedy struck this little house in Dibbley road. Sudden, violent comedy.”
“Yes. Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Rogerthe Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.”